On our way to the USofA

Business Class rules!
Politely and quickly checked in, fast tracked through security, welcomed by name to the business class lounge with comfy chairs, free food and drink. And we’re not even on the plane yet!
I could get used to this.
Normally a delayed flight means stress and getting annoyed. Funnily enough, the fact that our 4.15pm flight has just been delayed till 6pm isn’t bothering me. Maybe it’s the Diazepam tablet I took half an hour ago? Maybe it’s the glass of J.D and coke I have in my hand? Either way – BOVERED?
The only disappointment is the lack of public wi-fi. There’s a network here, but the signal strength is pants and I can’t get connected. Ho hum, could be worse eh? We could be sitting it out in the cattle class plastic chairs being charged extortionate prices for a bottle of water. Captive audiences – the capitalists best friend!
Sadly, there’s only so long (about 15 mins) that my crappy laptop will last on battery power, so I couldn’t take advantage of the wi-fi even if it was working.